lydiasariel:

contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

[dumbledore’s voice] HARRY DID U PUT UR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”


Time takes it all whether you want it to or not…

Time takes it all whether you want it to or not…

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

pdfoots:

make me choose → dramione or romione (asked by )


“I think it is right that I should make decisions about my own body. I think it is right that women be involved on my behalf in the policies and decisions that affect my life. I think it is right that socially, I am afforded the same respect as men."

I think it is right that I should make decisions about my own body. I think it is right that women be involved on my behalf in the policies and decisions that affect my life. I think it is right that socially, I am afforded the same respect as men."

rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

I’m very comfortable being at home and keeping my head down, really. It’s nice being invited to night clubs and stuff, which is nice once in a while, but I prefer to kind of keep to myself.

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

image

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

. You’re going to be doing some lines for me, Mr. Potter. 

[Potter opens his bag for his quill but Umbridge stops him] 

No, not with your quill. You’re going to be using a rather special one of mine. Now, I want you to write “I must not tell lies.” 

. How many times? 

. Let’s see… As long as it takes for the message to sink in. 

. You haven’t given me any ink. 

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.