It pays not to get chlamydia and conjunctivitis mixed up…
Nearly messaged my boss saying ‘I can’t come into work today, I have chlamydia and don’t want to infect anyone’
By Lorenzo Agius
For Flare - 2008
Cho: *tells Harry the next Hogsmeade visit in on valentines day*
Harry: hmm?? I wonder?? why she’s telling me this?????
I can’t stop laughing
Harry is exactly the same kind of dumbass we all have been at some point.
Hey champ. Good luck. My boy.Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell.
and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
Hermione is not surprised
Hogwarts house quizzes be like
Hobby?
- Making friends!
- Solving riddles
- Being brave
- Murder
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004), dir. Alfonso Cuarón
Rules of playing Hide-and-seek in Hogwarts
by an annoyed Ravenclaw
1) Never let Hufflepuffs search, they are particularly good finders.
2) No hiding in The Room of Requirement.
3) Hiding/searching in Potions class and/or Snape’s office at your own responsibility.
4) Invisibility cloaks not allowed, Potter.
5) Being the seeker doesn’t give you the right to call other players “snitches”.
6) Cats do NOT count as Professor McGonagall.
7) Polyjuice potion is illegal.
Emma Watson attending the ‘The Bling Ring’ photocall in Cannes (2013)
Emma Watson behind the scenes of ‘Beauty and the Beast’
Callum Turner as Theseus Scamander in The crimes of Grindelwald
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Promotion Poster